im actually double majoring in respecting women and minecraft
That’s just majoring in the same thing twice
Honestly this is the only good reply on this post and you’re so right
hhOOOOOO MY GOD
Just flip ‘em!
Please do this for them if you find one… They are so completely harmless and just want to get back to cleaning the sea floor.
I love them so much :)
they’re literally just ocean roombas please be nice to them
“Russia is so big the geese went for a walk in 1991 and only got back in 2014.”
“The geese built Dubai and returned.”
If you’re around 18 and you dont find this nostalgic I feel bad for your childhood
a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy
my kind of metaphysics tbh
FINALLY!! SPONGEBOB SWEARING WITH NO EDIT! :DDD
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Fun story. This is how Tom Kenny got the inspiration for the spongebob voice when he heard a small person dressed like a Christmas elf saying this verbatim during a break
Is Russia even real
I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:
“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”
to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”
Maybe I’m easily amused but I think this is the coolest thing every time I come into this supermarket.
I’ve never seen such a perfect produce section
This pleases me.
I wanna take one from the bottom and watch them all fall
